"THE BALLAD OF WALLY & MAUD"

A robotics researcher named Wally
Built a robot bombshell dubbed "Dolly"--
Got a beautiful baud--
But his jealous wife, Maud,
Reduced all its hubris to "Ollie."

Then to make Wally jealous, Maud bought
A robot called "Rod Megawatt."
She's so hot for her Rod,
Wally queried of Maud:
"Just what hath Rod got that I've not?"


© Kathleen A. Martin